Monday, January 14, 2008

An Apology

I would like to tell my fans something that is very difficult. I am not the man I proclaimed to be, and I don't want to pretend anymore. I am not from Brazil. I know the accent was believable, but it's true. I am not everything I said I was. What's true and what's false really isn't all that important. I just want to start an honest trend with the fans.

I set out to create something, and I thought I had to be something I am not. I thought people needed a facade to get behind me. I lacked confidence in myself. Well, I don't want to do that anymore. I want to speak to the fans. I want to give you an honest look into who I am, and what I want to bring to the world.

If you'll stick around, then I believe you will like what you'll see in the future. We have brought on some new folks to the filming, and we intend to keep around the old folks as well.

I do ask that you forgive the Milli Vanilli-esque mistake. I also ask that you not take it out on the people working over at They work very hard, and they were working under my orders.

On a lighter note, we do have a line of clothing up in Park City for the Sundance Film Festival.
You see that, a little donkey flare next to the Volcom flack.

Check it out at Chester's Blacksmith Shop.

Remember Milli Vanilli?
Ha Ha...

Is there a Doc...Donkey in the house?

I know I promised more from the Bill and I, but things have been a little hectic. I came down with a little something. I had to go see a doctor. Let me tell you, I don't have a SAG (Screen Actors' Guild for you fucking morons) card, so I lack the insurance. And, well, I'm a fucking donkey-esque creature, so what doctor would I see? Vet? Doctor? I can tell you, I am a fan of Dr. Lucious Portocallis III.

He's a good man. He's been known to help a lot of struggling actors and sexy beasts, like Ernest Borgnine.

Just A Donkey

As I was designing my new fancy blog, there was a layout that just sickened me. People were able to put a donkey at the top of their blog. Why? So that they could be known as a Democrat. Please, why is it that all donkeys must be seen as democrats? This donkey chooses to keep his political affiliation private, I don't need to advertise.

This goes out to all the poor elephants who must go through the same animal profiling. God Bless You elephants, beautiful creatures really, I feel your pain.

So, people of the world, don't profile all animals to be of a certain political party because they are of a certain species. They just might bite your ass. I'm not fucking around.